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I Got Arrested
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I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting.

I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture, they said “yes.”

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Hold Your Horses
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Father: "Hold your horses, son."

5-year-old: "I don't have any horses."

Father: "It means calm down."

5-year-old: "I can't, my horses are gone."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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My Brother, Taco
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Alexander Graham Bell: “I invented the telephone!”

His brother, Taco: “I’m working on some pretty big stuff too.”

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Beauty Or A Beast
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If being handsome is a crime...

I would be a law-abiding citizen.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |