Latest Jokes

Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning...

I wasn't charged, they just held me over night.

Which I loved, by the way.

Lady at shoe store: "Pardon me, but do you have any loafers?'

Store clerk: "Yes we do."

Lady: "Well, send one of them here to help me carry these boxes."

Madame Gloria: "Alfred, why didn't you water the garden yesterday?"

Alfred the butler: "It was raining, madam."

Madame Gloria: "Well, that's hardly an excuse, couldn't you have taken an umbrella?"

My dog’s name is Minton.

Today he ate my shuttlecock.

Bad Minton!