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A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says, "Aw, honey, I thought you said you didn't want to have kids?"

He responds, "I don't. Let's see them get in now."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here.

Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.

Boss - What time will you get here?

Me - Monday.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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There will be a baby boom in 9 months...

And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens!

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CATEGORY Puns
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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside.

When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he knocked on the cabin door. There was no answer.

He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer.

Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, "Who's there?!?!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |