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I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.

I don’t know why.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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"Dad, can I unplug your phone? It's almost full and mine is dying!"

"No, you'll have to go to Rhode Island."

"What?"

"For a new port."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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A woman turned to her boyfriend after yet another long game in a cold stadium and asked, "Why on earth do you like professional sports so much?"

"Look at it this way," he said. "Where else can we boo millionaires to their faces?"

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The wife told her husband, "Let's go antique shopping today. I'm feeling Victorian."

"No," he said, "let's not... I'm feeling baroque!"

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posted by "Retired Terp" |