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What did the dyslexic worm say to the voracious largemouth bass???

“Oh carp!”

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posted by "Wano U" |
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Traffic cop: "Your license, please."

Motorist: "Pardon me, I'm afraid I forgot."

Traffic cop: "You forgot and left it at home?"

Motorist: "No, forgot to get one."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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As I walked into work my boss greeted me with, "Today is going to be a great day! Can't you feel it?"

I did.

I went home.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Two nudists were discussing politics.

One says, “Have you read Marx?”

The other nods, “It’s these blasted wicker chairs."

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |