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Favorite this joke The manager of a restaurant called his wait staff together. "Okay, everyone," he said. "I want you all to look your best today. Greet every customer you see with a smile and a kind word."
One of the waiters raised an eyebrow curiously. "What's the occasion? Do we have some important people visiting?"
The manager replied, "No, the bread's stale today."
As I was getting in bed, she said, "You’re drunk."
I said, "How do you know?"
She said, "You live next door."
Do you ever wonder...
Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?
Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of "Show and Tell" that day had been parents' occupations.
The teacher pulled me aside. Whispering, she advised, "You might want to explain a little bit more to your daughter what you do for a living."
I work as a training consultant and often conduct my seminars in motel conference rooms.
When I asked why, the teacher explained, "Your daughter told the class she wasn't sure what you did, but said you got dressed real pretty and went to work at motels."
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