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I wanted to donate blood today but they ask too many personal questions...

Like, "Whose blood is it?" and "Where did you get it?"....

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posted by "barber7796" |
5 votes

I am getting married for the 5th time...

Having been married 4 times before I can tell when it's right!

5 votes

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posted by "Benjones" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'.

That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, "I walk five miles every morning!"

4 votes

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posted by "danmug" |
3 votes

A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.

"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."

The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"

She replied, "No, just up to my chin."

3 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |