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Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, tomato juice, and Geritol?

A: A Tired Bloody Mary

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posted by "Tomaso" |
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"I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day."

"That is cool! What did she say?"

She said, "We will get back to you soon."

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "Sudhakar" |
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A weasel is dining at a restaurant. He takes his seat and starts looking over the menu.

The waiter then asks, "What can I get you to drink, sir?"

"Oh, not much. Just a diet pop," goes the weasel.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "monkeyguypdx06" |
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Irony- getting CPR from someone with bad breath!

The one that is trying to make you breathe, is the same one that is taking your breath away.

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posted by "Funnyman DG" |