What do cows put in their coffee?
Calf-n-calf!
Bob: How are we going to sing tonight with these colds?
Charlie: I’ll sing solo and you sing tenor!
Bob: Solo? Tenor? What in the world are you talking about?
Charlie: I’ll sing solo, so low that I can’t be heard! You sing tenor, ten or twelve miles down the road!
What is unique about Humans?
Humans are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Where do electrical engineers go after work?
They go ohm!