Latest Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was the absent minded lawyer thrown out of court?

He forgot his law suit.

Sigmund Freud gave his lady friend some Lingerie for Christmas...

It was a Freudian slip.

Years ago when my two girls were small, they were taught how to say their blessing before eating their meal. One night as I was busy scurrying around the kitchen, I told them both to stay their blessings without me.

I took a moment to watch them as they both squeezed their eyes tightly shut over folded hands. As my 4-year-old finished, her 3-year-old sister kept on praying.

Another minute or two passed before she lifted her head, looked at her plate, and in an indignant voice said, “Hey! My peas are still here!"