Latest Jokes

A friend of mine asked me to go to the front of his car to see if his turn signal was working.

I did and yelled out, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No..."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

There was a fork in the road.

Q: What can you catch, but not throw?

A: A cold.

Q: What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?

A: Water.