A friend of mine asked me to go to the front of his car to see if his turn signal was working.
I did and yelled out, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No..."
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
There was a fork in the road.
Q: What can you catch, but not throw?
A: A cold.
Q: What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?