I hear the world tongue-twister champion has been found guilty of cheating...
Apparently they're going to give him a really hard sentence.
I tried to change my password to "14days"...
It was rejected as "too weak"!
What do cows put in their coffee?
Calf-n-calf!
Bob: How are we going to sing tonight with these colds?
Charlie: I’ll sing solo and you sing tenor!
Bob: Solo? Tenor? What in the world are you talking about?
Charlie: I’ll sing solo, so low that I can’t be heard! You sing tenor, ten or twelve miles down the road!