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Dad: "Johnny, go to bed. You're dozing off on the couch..."

Little Johnny (opening his eyes): "No dad, I'm not dozing... I'm just blinking reaaaally sloooowly."

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I was not ready for retirement and was looking for a new adventure.

So I decided to take up FENCING.

My neighbors have threatened to call the police if I don't put it back.

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How do you know Santa has to be a man?

No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

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How do vampires start their letters?

"Tomb it may concern..."

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