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My husband and I often spell words so that our small children won't understand what we're saying. I didn't realize what a habit this had become until one day when my husband and I were in the grocery store at the soup aisle.

An aggressive young woman banged into our cart, then nudged me over, blocking my access to the soup. Annoyed, I looked at my husband and said, "Boy is she r-u-d-e!"

"Yeah," he replied, "but I'll bet she can s-p-e-l-l."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "outward" |
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

Don't you mean, "to whom"?

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I’m employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e-mail address is malware@company.com.

My ex-boss’s name is R. Stone. His e-mail was stoner@company.co.in.

My name is James Pan. Every other permutation of my name was taken (e.g., jpan, jamesp), so I’m stuck with japan@university.edu.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
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posted by "srg" |
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What's the difference between an old dime and a new nickel?

Five cents.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |