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I didn't say it was your fault...

I just said I was blaming you.

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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When my wife and I went out for dinner I thought I'd have a little fun. I said to her, "Did you see that waitress? She looked at me and smiled."

Without batting an eye my wife responded, "So what, the first time I saw you I laughed right out loud. It means nothing."

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posted by "Douglas" |
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“My great-grandma gave me this money,” said my three-year-old, happily clutching a $20 bill he’d gotten as a present.

“That’s right,” I said. “How did you know that?”

Pointing to Andrew Jackson’s face in the middle, he said, “Because her picture is on it.”

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Mary" |
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My cousin always “borrows” money from her older brother’s piggy bank, which drives him crazy.

One day, she found the piggy in, of all places, the freezer.

Inside was this note: “Dear sister, I hope you’ll understand, but my capital has been frozen.”

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "srg" |