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When I announced that I was getting married, my excited mother said, “You have to have the rehearsal dinner someplace opulent, where there’s dancing.”

My father, seeing where this was heading, said, “I’ll pay you a thousand dollars to elope.”

“And you have to have a breakfast, for the people who are coming from out of town.”

“Two thousand.”

“We’ll need a photographer. Oh, and what colors do you want for the reception?”

“Five thousand!”

We eloped to Spain.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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posted by "Mary" |
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What can you break without touching?

Promise.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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What do you get if worms ruled the earth?

Global Warming.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Walking our dogs one morning my friend and I noticed they were both looking intently at a large cat.

My friend turned to me and said, "Now that's a cat scan!"

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |