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Teacher: Where is Sparta these days?

Student: On a map.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "hi" |
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A smile - is a sign of joy.
A hug - is a sign of love.
A laugh - is a sign of happiness.

And a friend like me?

Well, that's a sign of good taste!

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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For our 10th anniversary my wife and I vacationed in Hawaii, where we went snorkeling. After an hour in the water everyone got back on the boat, except for one beautiful young woman and me.

As I continued my underwater exploring, I noticed that everywhere I swam, she swam. I snorkeled for another 20 minutes. So did she. I climbed back in the boat. So did she. I felt very flattered and, as I took off my fins, asked her why she had stayed in the water for so long.

"I'm the lifeguard," she replied matter-of-factly. "I couldn't get out until you did."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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What kind of alien makes the best of friends?

The one that is down to Earth.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |