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Do you ever wonder...

Why do they report power outages on TV?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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While watching the weather update early one evening in the middle of January, the forecast was for partly cloudy the rest of the day and through the night.

Upon getting up and looking out the window the next morning, the man calls the station.

He then asks if they can send someone out to plow the 18 inches of "partly cloudy" out of his driveway.

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posted by "Skippy" |
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My parents decided to order two pizzas for dinner, planning to use a 50% off coupon for each pizza.

When the bill came, my father handed both coupons to the waitress. She thought for a minute, and held up the coupons side by side.

“Well,” she said, “50 + 50 is 100, so it looks like your pizzas are free!”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Tyler" |
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Teacher: "Define energy."

Johnny: "I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words."

Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then."

Johnny: "... and this is called energy."

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
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posted by "RS" |