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Favorite this joke To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring...
I had it engraved with the cost.
I invented some new cookware...
But the critics panned it.
What did the vet say when Schrodinger went to pick up his cat?
"I have good news and bad news..."
THINGS YOU MAY HEAR JUST BEFORE UNEMPLOYMENT...
- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!
- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you.
- It's not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than anyone else in the place.
- Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!
- I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again.
- Tell me, how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?
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