How do fleas travel?
What insect stays healthy all the time?
What do bugs use to add things in school?
What do you call an insect that smells nice?
How do trees go online?
They log-on of course.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
What do you do when you receive really, really slow restaurant service?
You call the restaurant and ask if they deliver to TABLE #16.