Latest Jokes

Do you know why the banana put aloe vera on its sunburn?

Because it was peeling.

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs your doorbell!

I set aside a dollar every time a woman found me unattractive...

Now they are starting to find me attractive...

I have finally found something I must be in love with...

GRAVITY!

I fall for it all the time.