Latest Jokes

I set aside a dollar every time a woman found me unattractive...

Now they are starting to find me attractive...

I have finally found something I must be in love with...

GRAVITY!

I fall for it all the time.

How did the girl break up with tractor salesman?

She sent him a John Deere letter.

Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

A: His transparents.