Do you know why the banana put aloe vera on its sunburn?
Because it was peeling.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell!
I set aside a dollar every time a woman found me unattractive...
Now they are starting to find me attractive...
I have finally found something I must be in love with...
GRAVITY!
I fall for it all the time.