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Life is very short...

Literally, it's only four letters long.

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One day in the army I was assigned KP duty. I reported to the Mess Hall and was told by the sergeant in charge that he wanted me to make 100 gallons of soup for tonight's dinner. I told him I didn't know how to make soup. He quickly handed me a book and told me to follow the directions carefully.

Soon after I had a large kettle of soup simmering. The sergeant came up and tasted the soup. He took a second spoonful and stood there staring at me. I thought I had really messed up the soup and was waiting for a reprimand.

Instead the sergeant said, "This tastes really good... are you sure you followed the recipe?"

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What do you call a dog wearing earplugs?

It doesn't matter – it can't hear you anyway!

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Bob: "Do you think change is hard?"

Ray: "I sure do! Have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"

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