When I was growing up I had an imaginary color...
But it turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.
I hear the world tongue-twister champion has been found guilty of cheating...
Apparently they're going to give him a really hard sentence.
I tried to change my password to "14days"...
It was rejected as "too weak"!
What do cows put in their coffee?
Calf-n-calf!