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Q: What kind of dress can't be put on?

A: An address.

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posted by "starkepatrik" |
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I knew that Charlotte was cheating on me when she said that she was shopping with Jessie.

Meanwhile, Jessie was right next to me having dinner.

I was so hurt and disappointed.

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posted by "starkepatrik" |
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Did you hear about the guy who survived being struck by lightning?

He was shocked!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Two businessmen walk into a diner in the countryside. They have decided to stop there for lunch, so without ordering anything they sit down, take out sandwiches from their bags and begin to eat them.

The waiter sees this and says to them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

So the businessmen look at each other, shrug, and swap sandwiches.

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posted by "HENNE" |