Latest Jokes

A friend of mine was telling me that his girlfriend asked him if he would like to spend the weekend watching football games, eating chicken wings, and drinking beer.

This excited my friend because he thought he had found the perfect mate, so he responded with a "YES!" with great enthusiasm.

The girlfriend responded, "Perfect, because I am breaking up with you."

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Its true, Comet now cleans sinks.

Wife to husband...

"This Christmas let's give each other sensible gifts... like ties and fur coats."

Patient: "Doctor, all day I've been feeling like a mouth organ."

Dr: "That's funny, there was a lady in this morning with the same problem."

Patient: "Yep, that would have been our Monica."