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Favorite this joke I am getting married for the 5th time...
Having been married 4 times before I can tell when it's right!
My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'.
That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, "I walk five miles every morning!"
A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.
"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."
The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"
She replied, "No, just up to my chin."
Just before Santa took off for his annual around the world trip, Mrs. Claus looked out the window and commented...
"It looks like rain-dear!"
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