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Q: What is a soprano's favorite drink growing up?

A: High-C!

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Joe and I were in the Men's Room when Joe happened to notice a dime at the bottom of one of the toilets. He promptly took out a silver dollar and tossed it into the same toilet, then reached in and fetched both coins.

"Why on earth did you do that?" I asked him.

Joe drawled,"I ain't stickin' my hand in the toilet for no dime!"

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Husband stepping out of the shower, "Honey, I think I'm losing weight finally!"

Wife replies, "Why's that?"

"My towel's fitting a lot looser!"

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Bruce lee had a vegetarian brother...

Know what his name was?

Brocco-Lee!

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