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Favorite this joke I went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of Computer Hacking Investigator.
The boss asked me, "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," I replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!"
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Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises.
Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye.
It was a card. On it was written, "Yes, we do clean under here, too."
Teacher: "Have you ever seen a humming bird?"
Student: "No, but I have watched a spelling bee!"
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Teacher: "You cannot sleep in my class!"
Student: "Well ma'am, I could if you were a little quieter."
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