What do you call Clark Kent when he's very running late?
Super-delayed!
I used to have a fear of hurdles...
But I got over it!
JOHNNY: "Say Mom, was our baby sent down from heaven?"
MOTHER: "Yes, son."
JOHNNY: "I guess they like to have things quiet up there, huh?"
If snowmen can't ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!