Husband: Today is our wedding anniversary, where do you want me to take you?
Wife: Take me some place I have never seen before!
Husband: Then I shall take you to the kitchen!
Where do fish keep their money?
"In the River Banks."
Q: If April Showers bring May Flowers, What Do May Flowers Bring?
A: Pilgrims.
As I walked into work my boss greeted me with, "Have a nice day."
I did. I turned around and went home.