Latest Jokes

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god...

I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

I wish working out was like taxes...

You suck it up, do it once...

And then you’re good for a year!

I was getting into my car when I noticed a dent. On the windshield was a note and a phone number from the driver. "I feel terrible," the woman apologized when I called. "I hit your car as I was pulling into the next parking spot."

"Please, don't worry," I said to her. "I'm sure our insurance companies will take care of everything."

"Thank you for your understanding," she said. "You're so much nicer than the man I hit on the way out."