Latest Jokes

Why does a room full of married people look so empty?

Because there's not a single person in it.

The president is packing for a trip to Japan and being aware of the custom of removing ones shoes before entering the home, he ask his staff to procure a pair of loafers.


The day of the trip, two congressmen showed up ready to go.

"Waiter, it's been half hour since I ordered that turtle soup."

"Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are."

How do science teachers freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!