Latest Jokes

Did you hear about the farmer who's cow fell on him during milking?

He was in UDDER dismay!

Where do turtles go to get fuel?

At the SHELL station!

It's been my life long vision to become an optometrist...

But I just couldn't see a way to make it happen.

I'm really good at being lazy...

In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy, I should expect a-trophy.