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$12.00 won 3 votes

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it.

"Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector.

"Yes, that was it!"

"You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at an auction for half a million dollars!"

"Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther."

3 votes

posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

My wife said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?"

"You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

My neighbor shaves 15-20 times a day...

No, he's not crazy... he's just a barber.

7 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

Golfer: "You must be the world's worst caddy!"

Caddy: "No, that would be too much of a coincidence."

5 votes

posted by "Benjones" |