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A young miss was pacing through her living room waiting for her new beau to arrive. Just then a young man driving a brand new red Corvette was parking in front of the house.

The girl's father glanced out the window at the same time. His chin dropped two feet and his pupils doubled in size. He turned to his daughter and asked, "What does your boyfriend do?"

She replied, "He inherits."

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You know what really makes me smile?

Facial muscles.

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If someday we all go to prison for downloading music...

I hope they split us by music genre.

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A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years. They had the following conversation:

Doctor: "Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water."

Woman: "Okay."

Doctor: "Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water."

Woman: "Okay."

Doctor: "Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of water."

After giving these instructions to the woman, she asks, "Can you tell me what's wrong with me, doctor?"

Doctor: "Yeah. You don't drink enough water."

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posted by "HENNE" |