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What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

An esca-pea!

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posted by "we are one" |
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Nuts are so expensive now-a-days...

They cost you an ALM-OND a LEG!

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Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Scarecrow, and The Cowardly Lion are all playing high stakes Texas Hold’em in Oz.

After a few hours, when it came to betting the antes, The Scarecrow turns to Dorothy and says, “Dorothy, we all put up our antes. Where’s your ante?”

Dorothy quickly replied, “I’ve already told you. My auntie’s in Kansas!”

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You can't run through a campground...

You can only 'ran', because it's past tents.

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posted by "HENNE" |