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"I want to divorce my wife."

"On what grounds?"

"She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."

"Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?"

"No, she is looking for me."

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

It has been finally realized that babies born on holidays are more than likely to be little girls...

The reason is because there is no mail delivery on holidays.

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
1 votes

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix...

Never drink and derive.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.

His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |