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How Many Fingers
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The teacher asks: "Now, Susan, how many fingers have you?"

Susan: "Ten."

Teacher: "Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?"

Susan: "No more piano lessons."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Opaque
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The meaning of opaque is unclear. 

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "barber7796" |
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What Have You Got
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If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...

How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "kjk" |
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Guys eyes only!
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My wife drew a stick figure of her and I on my breakfast napkin.

She then wrote "I love you" on it.

Guys, whatever you do, if you receive a sweet sentiment like this don't tape it to the fridge!

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "Marty" |