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Favorite this joke Two men are out fishing and they are having great luck. They are catching so fast, they have to go back early.
"This is so great," says the first guy. "We should mark the spot so we can come here again."
"You're right," replies the other guy who then dives over the side and paints a big X on the bottom of the boat.
They head back to shore and just as they're about to dock, the first guy looks at the second and asks, "But what if we don't get the same boat next time?"
“Daddy, I inherited my intelligence from you, didn’t I?”
“That’s right my clever girl!”
“That makes sense, because mommy still has hers.”
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin!
Teacher: "Make a sentence that starts with 'I'."
Bobby: "I is..."
Teacher: "No, Bobby. You should say 'I am', never 'I is'."
Bobby: "Okay. I am the 9th letter of the alphabet."
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