Teacher: "Make a sentence that starts with 'I'."
Bobby: "I is..."
Teacher: "No, Bobby. You should say 'I am', never 'I is'."
Bobby: "Okay. I am the 9th letter of the alphabet."
Jareth the Goblin King
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