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A man got in line at the DMV and a worker told him, "Sir, you need to take a number before you get in line."
The man asked, "What number we at?"
The worker replied, "We're on number six."
The man said, "Alright, I'll take seven."
A husband and wife were arguing about who gets to go to the gym and who has to stay home and babysit.
The husband says, "If the gym just had child care we could go together."
To which his wife replied, "I think you'd frighten away the other children dear!"
Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses.
The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California.
This, of course, is the origin of the expression, "He who has a Tates is lost!"
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