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Favorite this joke What did the cobbler say when a cat wondered into his shop?
SHOE!
A young miss was pacing through her living room waiting for her new beau to arrive. Just then a young man driving a brand new red Corvette was parking in front of the house.
The girl's father glanced out the window at the same time. His chin dropped two feet and his pupils doubled in size. He turned to his daughter and asked, "What does your boyfriend do?"
She replied, "He inherits."
You know what really makes me smile?
Facial muscles.
If someday we all go to prison for downloading music...
I hope they split us by music genre.
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