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When I was young, a bully was trying to pick a fight with me.

He said, "My dad can whoop your dad!"

I replied, "So what, so can my mom!"

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posted by "PastorMcCue" |
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We were standing in line outside a busy restaurant. The hostess was checking to find out how many people were in each group. "Party of two," we requested, "and could we please have Michelle?"

"Michelle?" asked the hostess.

"Michelle is my daughter, and just once in my life I want her to wait on me!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal.

Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved out, one man said, "Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful - so invigorating and inspiring and refreshing."

The minister, of course, broke out in a big smile, only to hear the man say, "Why I felt like a new man when I woke up!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers...

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |