I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail...
I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality.
Tax collector: "It is your duty as a citizen to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile."
Taxpayer (grinning widely): "Wonderful! I thought you expected me to pay them with cash!"
What If oxygen is slowly killing us...
And it just takes 75-100 years to fully work?
"The letter 'W' is the most dangerous alphabet in the world. Because all worries start with 'W'.... Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, and Wealth."
"You're forgetting one."
"Really? Which one?"