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A Sunday school teacher asked little Susie, "Who's your favorite person in the Bible?"

Susie said, "King Solomon."

"Can you tell us why?"

"Because he was so nice to ladies and to animals."

"What do you mean?"

"He had six hundred wives and three hundred porcupines."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I ordered from a catalog product number 699.

Today, I I received a package with the number 669 on the side.

I called customer service and my they told me to turn the package over.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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How can you tell you’re getting old?

You go to an antiques auction and three people bid on you.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
2 votes

Have you ever wondered...

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |