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One day, these two men we're playing a round of golf. Two women were playing in front of them very slowly. The first guy turns to his friend and says, "Hey, I'm going to to ask those ladies if they mind letting us play ahead."

He begins walking over, stops halfway, and returns, saying, "We've got a problem. One of those women is my wife, the other is my mistress."

His buddy replies, "That's okay, I'll go talk to them."

He walks over and promptly returns. "Well," he says, "looks like we've got the same problem."

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posted by "Brandroid66" |
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I wonder why scissors comes in packages that you need them to open them?

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Silence is golden...

Unless you have children...

If that is the case, silence is suspicious.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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What did the cobbler say when a cat wondered into his shop?


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posted by "Benjones" |