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Favorite this joke There has long been a rumor that W. R. Grace Company was going to buy the Fuller Brush Company and Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems.
This would result in the new mega-corporate entity known as: "Hale Mary Fuller Grace."
Who sells a product cheaper... a manufacturer or a distributor?
The correct answer is: the storehouse security guard!
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Three farmers chat. The first one tells, "I have grown such a big apple that when I put it on a chair, it broke down."
The second one says, "I have grown an even bigger apple! When I put it on a table, it broke."
The third one says, "I grew an extremely big apple. I put it in a carriage..."
The two farmers interrupt, "Did it break???"
"No, a worm got out of it and ate the horse!"
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When a neighbor's home was burglarized, I decided to be more safety conscious. But my measly front-door lock wasn’t going to stop anyone, so I hung this sign outside: "Nancy, don’t come in. The snake is loose. Mom."
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