Golfer: "You must be the world's worst caddy!"
Caddy: "No, that would be too much of a coincidence."
A chemist's favorite carnival ride is...
The Ferrous Wheel!
Why was the artist the only one that could see her painting?
Because it was a pigment of her imagination.
Golfers wear two pair of pants.
Why?
In case they get a hole in one.