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You ever wonder, why is the alphabet in the order that it is???

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My son crawled for the first time while I was away on business. I also missed his first steps. I was now afraid I would miss his first words. Each day, I called home and asked if he had spoken yet.

The answer was always "no" until one day my wife said, "Harry has something to say to you.... 'Daddy, daddy,'"

I heard it over the phone and I glowed with pride. My wife came back on the line and said, "You should come home as soon as possible."

"Why?" I asked.

"He was speaking to the dog."

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If person A lends an item to person B...

And person B returns it...

Then later, person B wants to borrow it again, but this time person A refuses...

Is person A, relentless?

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What happened when Lee ate raw onions for a week?

He became Lone Lee...

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