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As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.

When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.

"Look, honey," one man said to his wife. "Here comes your anesthesiologist."

How do babies get their belly buttons?

When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, “You’re done…you’re done…you’re done…"

The more I study,
The more I know.

The more I know,
The more I forget.

The more I forget,
The less I know.

So why study?

My mother taught me about religion...

"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"