Latest Jokes

The news today has wonderful information...

Dark Chocolate is good for your health and romaine lettuce is not.

I've been waiting for this all my life!

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

A young couple were having their first fight, and it was a big one. After a while the husband said, "Do you happen to remember your wedding vows from when we got married?"

His bride replied: "Yeah, yeah, whatever. I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding."

I had amnesia once...

... or maybe twice.