How can you tell that the time is Irish?
Because it always ends with o'clock.
What kind of berry has a coloring book?
A crayon-berry!
"It's not about how tired you are, it's about how tired you're making everyone else."
- My husband explaining bedtime to the kids -
I got pulled over. The cop asked me why I didn't stop at the stop sign?
I answered, "Do you believe everything you read?"