Latest Jokes

How do babies get their belly buttons?

When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, “You’re done…you’re done…you’re done…"

The more I study,
The more I know.

The more I know,
The more I forget.

The more I forget,
The less I know.

So why study?

My mother taught me about religion...

"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"