Sometimes I like my steak under cooked...
But that's rare.
Why was the little shoe sad?
Because his Mother was a sneaker and his Dad was a loafer.
Teacher: "Who can tell me what the 25th letter of the alphabet?"
Kid: "Y."
Little Johnny: "I don’t know, maybe she’s not letting us know for some reason?"
The New Yorker asked his friend if he was a Giant fan...
His friend said, "No, I'm an air conditioner."