Latest Jokes

3 votes

The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a cute photo of me at age 15. Years later, when I went to the courthouse to become a citizen, a clerk confiscated my card.

"What will you do with it?" my wife asked.

"We burn it," was the answer.

"Could you please cut the photo off and let us keep it?" asked my wife.

"Certainly not," said the clerk. "This card is official U.S. government property. As such it cannot be mutilated before it's destroyed."

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

This guy ate a light bulb and had to be taken to the doctor.

The doctor said, "You're not a very bright guy!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
3 votes
rating rating rating rating rating
 

Yesterday, I ate a clock.

It was very time consuming.

Especially when I went back for seconds.

3 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

My next door neighbor is originally from Canada. This past February we had what we call here in Oklahoma a blizzard.

I was discussing the 'blizzard' with my neighbor and ask how this compared to Canada.

His reply, "We call this July."

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "shopin55" |