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A confused young man was in a difficult situation. He couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Even though he tried as hard as he could, he was unable to make up his mind.

Not willing to give up either, he strung them along for far too long. This indecision continued until both young women got tired of the situation and left him for good.

Moral of the story: You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same... while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Voice mail is my sworn enemy! I have never understood how it works. Finally, I broke down and called the office operator to walk me through it.

“I can send you an instruction sheet,” she said.

“Great, fax it over.”

“Sure,” she said. “But fax it right back. It’s my only copy.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named:


- He’s tan.
- He’s cute.
- He knows the importance of accessorizing.
- And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.

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posted by "HENNE" |