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Famed composer Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge.

Another climber heroically came to his rescue and just managed to grab Johann by a strap of his backpack to save the Maestro's life.

Since then, the act of trying to get out of a seemingly hopeless situation has come to be known as grasping at Strauss.

Q: What kind of room has no windows or doors?

A: A mushroom.

Q: What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

A: A coat of paint.

What does a farmer say when he is looking for his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What else would he say???]