Latest Jokes

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Its true, Comet now cleans sinks.

Wife to husband...

"This Christmas let's give each other sensible gifts... like ties and fur coats."

Patient: "Doctor, all day I've been feeling like a mouth organ."

Dr: "That's funny, there was a lady in this morning with the same problem."

Patient: "Yep, that would have been our Monica."

Since I seem to always be late it was suggested that I buy a watch...

I haven't owned one for I don't know how long?