Latest Jokes

If snowmen can't ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?

Icicles!

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?

A: Because it was soda pressing.

What type of music do unpaid musicians play?

Baroque!

The neighborhood I lived in had a storm rapidly pass through.

When I returned home from work I noticed our outbuilding was gone.

Asking my wife about it, her reply was simple, "Gone with the Wind!"