A not-so-smart lady called the airline booking agent to ask how long a flight was from Los Angeles to New York?
The busy agent replied, "Just a moment."
The not-so-smart lady replied, "Thank you," and then hung up.
When the Spider e-mailed the Fly, what did he say?
"Please, come see my WEB!"
The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep!
What compound is made by 2 urea proteins found in urine?