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As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?

FLOOD LIGHTS!

There is a guy who has a dog that doesn't obey him. He gets a recommendation for a great dog trainer and decides to go there. The dog owner walks in the room and asks, "Can you train my dog?"

The trainer replies, "Well, I can train your dog, and I will give you a quick demonstration of how I work."

He dumps a box full of bones on the floor and blows a whistle. A dog comes in and makes a skeleton with the bones.

"Wow!" says the dog owner, "What kind of dog is that?"

"That's a nurse's dog," responds the trainer.

Then he blows the whistle again and a second dog comes in the room. That dog makes a big building.

The dog owner says, "Wow! What kind of dog is that?"

"That's an architect's dog," replies the trainer.

Then the trainer blows the whistle again and a third dog comes in. That dog takes all the bones and runs away.

"What kind of dog is that?" says the dog owner.

"That's a lawyer's dog."