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My goal for 2019 is to accomplish the goals set in 2018, which I should have done in 2017, because I promised to in 2016 and planned to do in 2015.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Jill complained to Nina, "Rosey told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her."

"Well," replied Nina in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her."

"Oh dear!" sighed Jill. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Two dogs pass a parking meter...

One says to the other, "How do you like that, a pay toilet!"

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Why are chemists bad at playing pranks?

They lack the element of surprise.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |