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We've just played the Christmas edition of Clue...

My wife murdered the Christmas dinner, in the kitchen, with the oven!

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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Figuring that her 4 year old son Kevin was listening in the next room, Janet decided to tell her husband Don the latest Christmas gift she had bought the boy by spelling out the words "fire truck".

Don nodded and said, "I think it would be a great Christmas gift."

From the other side of the wall, they heard Kevin yell, "I don't want letters for Christmas!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Teacher: "Where did Abraham Lincoln live?"

Little Johnny: "At the Gettysburg Address."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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My son thinks I set the bar too high for him as a child.

It seems like he never got over it.

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posted by "Egbert" |