How do fish find jobs?
They look in the Kelp Wanted section.
Most men are like bank accounts...
When they don't have a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
He didn't, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.
In this fast-paced, modern world, it only takes a fraction of the time it used to for a luxury to become a necessity.
However, when you find yourself convinced that the world is moving too fast, just find a bank or supermarket line to reassure yourself.