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Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Waite " |
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Always borrow money from a pessimist...

...they never expect it back!

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Little Johnny was in his first grammar class when the teacher asked him if he could give a simple sentence.

Little Johnny grinned real big and said, " I eat six eggs for breakfast."

His teacher replied, "You mean ate?"

Little Johnny thought for a bit. then said, "Maybe it was eight eggs I eat."

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posted by "Wade Hall" |
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Run to the Round House Nellie...

They can't CORNER you there!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "PastorMcCue" |