Latest Jokes

How are wives like hand grenades?

Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!

I had just become a Second lieutenant in The Marines when my mother and I were walking toward the Iwo Jima monument. We were about to cross the street when a truck was coming toward us. We jumped back out of the way.

The driver, a USMC Gunny Sergeant slowed down, leaned out the window, saluted and told mother, "Don't worry, I wouldn't hit an officer -- there's too much paperwork in it."

A snobby man looked at me at a party and said, "You look poor!"

"Well," I clarified, "I've got an outfit for everyday of the week."

"Do you really?" he replied.

I said, "Yes. It's this one!"