Latest Jokes

What do you do when you see Dracula?

You hope he doesn’t see you!

I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years.

"This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid.

"And what's Beth short for?" he asked.

"Because she's only three," I answered.

A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!"