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Do you remember when air was free and now it is $1.50?

Do you know why?

Inflation!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Who do stamps go to dinner with?

Why their mail friends of course!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Erv" |
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When my wife and I were vacationing in the eastern part of our state, our car's license plate was stolen.
We planned to go to a local office for a replacement, but then we discovered that our registration had expired.

The new one was at home in a pile of mail. After much thought, we came up with a solution. Taping a sign over the empty license plate space on the rear of the vehicle, we made the eight-hour trip home safely.

Not a single state trooper stopped us, but many passing motorists took great pains to honk and wave at us.

Our sign read "Just Married!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My 5 year old daughter drew a nice picture of a princess and beautiful flowers and sunshine...

Then she brought the picture to her daddy and said, "Daddy, this is a picture of you and me... but I don't have time to draw you."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Yeehoo" |